Apparently someone beat me to the punch and made a "Vampires don't sparkle" t-shirt. Oh well, on to Get Rich scheme #1653 - Make hug pillows that say "UGUU!" when you "hug" them. They'll be big in Japan, I just know it.
After watching these movies, it has become apparent to me that what we really need to be watching out for, or listening out for, is British narration. When you start hearing British narration, RUN! The best case is that you're stuck in a Planet Earth documentary. Worst case, zombies. Either way, you will be eaten.
Zombie Survival Guide - by Max Brooks Just think, this all could be yours if you enter the UAP Zombie Survival Plan contest. Please send in your zombie survival plan to upapaddle@gmail.com and the best entry will be sent a new copy of this book.
Promotional Consideration: Anime Pacific - Your one-stop source for political commentary. Unless you're looking for discussion about anime in politics. They don't cover that "Japanimation" on their podcast. Why would you think that? Really, what they should do is change the name of their podcast and make a new site.
Luke and Elliot's Bearfighting Extravaganza - I just had a horrifying thought - Zombie Bears. Is that what the polar bear's secret is on lost? It's a zombie!?! If not, it should be.
