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Episode 109 – Don’t Do What Donny DLC Does

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The 109th episode of Up a Paddle, as posted on August 22nd, 2012

In this episode I rant about the Mass Effect 3 Endings and associated iPhone apps.  I also review the ending DLC for Enslaved: Odyssey to the West and Prince of Persia 2008

News hacked. And slashed.

The London 2012 Olympics are overAs are all the wanton acts of carnal lust going on in the Olympic Village.  I really need to start training for 2016.  I will be the Dressage Champ, as soon as I can acquire a horse.

Silent Hill HD Collection for Xbox not getting patched.  Konami lost the code for it.  Psst!  It’s up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.

Street Fighter x Tekken Character Pack released.  I can’t wait to play as Blanka finally … so I won’t.  If you need me, I’ll be playing Super Street Fighter.


Mass Effect 3: Infiltrator (14:00 – 20:24)

This section does include a brief overview of the Mass Effect series.  If you absolutely don’t want to be spoiled, don’t listen to this segment.

Mass Effect 3: Datapad (20:25 – 25:06)

In this in depth review I … now buffering … and the horse he rode in on.

Prince of Persia: Epilogue
(25:07 – 30:47).

Prince of Persia?  More like Prince of Cel-Persia, amirite?

Enslaved: Odyssey to the West: Pigsy’s Perfect 10
(30:48 – 35.17).

I give it a Perfect 7 out of 10.

Mass Effect 3 Endings (35:18 – 49:20).

Spoilers Ahoy! Partly for ME3 but mostly for The Sixth Sense. Bruce Willis was a Ghostbuster all along…  That would actually have made that movie much better.

After hearing me whine about the Mass Effect endings you might be wondering why you should still play the game.  Here is the reason: The best easter egg ever!

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Musical Accompaniment:
“End of the World” by Great Big Sea

Thanks for listening!

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