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Episode 100 – The Kentennial

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The 100th episode spectacular of Up a Paddle, as posted on October 24th, 2010.

Yes, I finally have 100 episodes under my belt and it only took me four years.  Boy, if I had a penny for every episode I did, I’d have a loonie.  A Saskatchewan Roughriders’ Loonie, in fact.   And I do.  Woo!  Of course, if I could only have a penny for every good episode, I think I’d owe money.   Just like George Lucas owes me for the Prequels.

Anyways, because of this Achievement of 100 eppys being unlocked, I take time in this episode to reminisce about the past, realize that this show’s past wasn’t all that great, and look forward to the future.  I also contemplate ways that I can improve things around here.  For starters, I can do less reminiscing and just start miniscing more.  Better miniscing. The kind of miniscing they did in the good old days, when men were men and women were secretaries.  I’ve been watching a lot of Mad Men lately.  I also talk about Gamecation 2010 and review Sin and Punishment: Star Successor for the Wii.

Also, for no particular reason: The Aldo Kelrast Saga.  Please ignore the spelling mistakes and grammatical errors as I have not yet had a chance to tune up the article.

News
Duke Nukem Forever to be released in 2011.  Check out this list of everything that things that have happened since this game was first announced.

Netflix now streaming in Canada.  Now if we could get Hulu and a few others on board, I would be sitting pretty.

Back to the Future is celebrating it’s 25th anniversary and Mattel has the toy rights.  Where’s my jetpack …  I mean, hoverboard?

Review
Sin and Punishment: Star Successor (for the Wii).

Sense.  This game makes none.  And that’s a-ok with me.

Contact Info
You can also email me at upapaddle@gmail.com, follow me on twitter at http://twitter.com/upapaddle, or Skype me (I’m upapaddle).

Promotional Consideration given to:
Eeeper’s Choice  – I feel bad for Eeeper.  Since the libsyn site was upgraded to version 3.4, this podcast is no longer available in his region.  Yeah, everywhere but Ireland.  Drat. Feel free to torrent it, though.

Anime 82 – Regan is back after his hiatus and should be finishing the Mecha Madness podcast series soon, which I’m eagerly looking forward to.  I’ve learned from that series that there are several excellent robot shows that I need to watch.  Right after the K-on movie.   Also, he keeps teasing us with mentions of his band.  I want to hear some music. darn it.

Anime Pacific – Be sure to check out their live show later tonight!  Details can be found here. Unless you are reading this after the fact, which you certainly are.  In that case, be sure to grab a time machine and catch the live show.  Or watch their recording of it, after the fact.

In the meantime, please read this open letter addressed to the fine gentlemen at Anime Pacific that I’ve been asked to pass on to them.  This is from Dr. Jack Hoffer.

Hello friends, you have been selected to participate in a free trial period at chronicmasturbators.com.  It is a peer support group designed to help cure you of the immoral habit of self gratification.  Dan and Alec, you have been recommend to us by your friend Kent, who is concerned about you and desperately wants to see you well.  Although he does not suffer from the same affliction that you do, he has seen Idle Hands Syndrome  (or IHS) destroy the lives of those he cares about.  He mentioned to us that you have a website that talks about the evil Japanamation which is leading our youths astray with such lurid filth as Pokemon and Cowboys Bebopping.

Our program will teach you 11 easy steps to cure your sinful nature.  Our courses include:

– Corn Flakes: tasty and urge suppressing.
– Tentacle Rape is bad: put away the belt.
– Beanie babies: how to resist your furry tendencies.
– No one wants to hear you talk about your penis.  Especially not your mother.

I have bcc’d many of your listeners so that they can support you in your time of need.  Have faith!  You can overcome … poor choice of words … you can prevail over your IHS addiction!

We are here to lend a helping hand and we look forward to helping you soon.

Jack Hoffer
President, CEO, and client
ChronicMasturbators.com

In my defence, I thought it was funny at the  time.
Musical Accompaniment
The song played was Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon (as heard on Rock Band).

Please note, the beard picture is still forthcoming.

EDIT: Here it is, in all its glory:

BEHOLD! The beard (as referenced in UAP 100 - http://bit.ly/c... on Twitpic

Yeah, I need a shave.

Thanks for listening!

Photo credit: MarcelGermain / Foter / CC BY-NC-ND